LA Idiot and Sexy Time Socks: On or Off?

My Twitter followers love their sexy time and they love my Twitter polls.  So I simply combined the two yesterday:

Because my followers are awesome, I received a bevy of responses:

Because of @brandyinboise I felt compelled to share this in a blog post to everyone:

The real question is, “What is my sock situation?”

I must admit I prefer to have my socks off.  Is that always the case?  No.  Embarrassing I know!  Like @ginntastic said, sometimes there is no time to take them off.  But what is the real reason why I posed this question?

The other day, I had this encounter with a woman.  Boy meets girl, girl falls for boy’s charm.  They decide that they should skinny dip in the bed.  All standard stuff.  Except, instead of frantically making out on the way to the bedroom, ripping off clothes like you see in the movies, she went to the bathroom and washed up.  She came out in nothing but one of my tee shirts (I guess that’s the other classic movie scenario).  Score.  Then, she went to my bed and laid down on one side, under the covers like she was going to bed.  I joined in like I was going to bed, in my shorts and a tee…and my socks.

From there….well….things happened.  Adult things.  Clothing was removed things.  In the middle of the these things, she stopped and asked, “Are your socks still on?”  Embarrassed, I stopped, stripped of my socks and continued.  It didn’t ruin the moment, it was funny. But it got me thinking.

Do you wear your socks when you’re having sexy time?

Add your two cents in the comments.  If you want to laugh at me for wearing my socks by accident, you can do that too.  Since this is the first post where I actually talk about a sexual experience of mine (I have made a point not to) and you want me to stop writing about sexy time, comment below.