Dating Failure
LA Idiot and Elliptical Girl
Hello again. It’s been a while since I’ve made a blog post. I’ve been busy with my business and other projects that I’m working on, so this blog has taken a backseat to everything. But I had dinner the other night with SingleGirlsLike and we started talking about girls. At her urging, I’m writing this [...]
LA Idiot and His Type of Girl
If you read my last post, you know that I can find women to date, but often times they’re the wrong. I will concede, that I’m probably not the best judge of women. Maybe it’s self sabotage? I don’t know. Let’s have some group therapy and see what my deal is. Maybe this way I [...]
LA Idiot and the #Boggle Update
Last Saturday was my date with #boggle. I wrote about the date here, looking for feedback whether or not it was a successful date. The consensus was that it seemed to be a fairly successful date and that the probability of a second date was rather high. Now that it’s been a few days, where do I stand? [...]
LA Idiot and #wildcat
Do you remember #wildcat? Had a call with her last night. Conclusion? I don’t think I have EVER been put into the friend category so fast in my life. We had a nice 25 minute conversation. It was a very easy going conversation. After the obligatory few minutes of chit chat I asked her if she [...]
LA Idiot and His Exes
Question: Are you friends with your exes? If you’re a girl, I’m guessing you said, “Yes, I’m friends with all my exes…except one…he’s an asshole blah blah blah.” If you’re a dude, you probably said, “Nope, except maybe one from a long time ago.” Seriously, I don’t know what’s going on, but this topic has [...]
LA Idiot and the Mind #*%&
Last time I blogged I told you about my first date with #kickballgirl. Looking back, it was a great date. I really thought we’d have a second date and see where it went from there. Since then…we have not gotten together. I have no idea what’s going on. We have spoken on the phone, exchanged [...]
LA Idiot and His Deadends
Today is the day of the big date with #NetworkingGirl. Oh wait, she called last night to let me know she was “kind of” seeing someone. Really? Are you fucking serious? This is why I hate women sometimes. Whatever. I’m over it. I’ve moved on. I’ve been texting this cougar I met a few weeks [...]
LA Idiot and Girls with Boyfriends
I posted on my Facebook wall last week a story by @Bad_Boyfriend. The article was “What Women Really Mean” I thought it was hilarious. For example he wrote, Woman: I’m leaving in an hour. English: I’ll start getting ready in ninety minutes. It will take me sixty minutes more to put on a dress that [...]
LA Idiot and the Undateable Checklist Part II
This is the second edition of the LA Idiot and the undateable checklist. I fared well in part I, let’s see how I do in part II. Guylights – Junior year in high school I dyed my hair platinum blonde. As it grew out and I cut it, I ended up with guylights. Yuck. Never [...]
LA Idiot and His Pseudo Girlfriends
By LAIdiot on June 6, 2010
I’ve made it no secret that I have many platonic girlfriends. While I say I don’t want anymore, I keep accumulating them. This isn’t a bad thing. I have nothing but love for these girls. However, I can’t but think that these girls are preventing me from getting a girlfriend. Let me explain before you [...]
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