Memo To Myself: Be Cautious With Elliptical Girl
I’ve been thinking about my last post about Elliptical Girl a lot. My neurotic ways have analyzed our conversation over and over. I know, it’s ridiculous, but I think there may have been some good in this latest bout of neuroses. I see a similar pattern with Elliptical Girl that I’ve experienced with two other [...]
Elliptical Girl Part II
Yes! There is an Elliptical Girl Part II! If you’re unfamiliar with Elliptical Girl, I urge you to read my first Elliptical Girl story. Ok, now on to today’s story. I haven’t seen Elliptical Girl as often recently due to conflicting schedules. So when I have seen her, I’ve tried to talk to her a [...]
LA Idiot and Elliptical Girl
Hello again. It’s been a while since I’ve made a blog post. I’ve been busy with my business and other projects that I’m working on, so this blog has taken a backseat to everything. But I had dinner the other night with SingleGirlsLike and we started talking about girls. At her urging, I’m writing this [...]
LA Idiot and Pandora’s Box: Part I
It was brought to my attention not so long ago that there are different, classifiable women. Yea, that sounds obvious, but there is apparently an easy way to classify women to determine if they are a match for you. Each woman has a set of personality traits that make up who they are in relatively [...]
LA Idiot and His Key to Dating Success
Hahaha. Yes. You read that header right. I know the success to dating. It’s…wait for it…knowing what you want! This is probably a fundamental thought in many people’s minds, but it’s just dawning on me. I know, short bus right? But really, my professional life is finally starting to take hold, why? I know what [...]
LA Idiot and His Dating Break
It’s only a little more than a month into 2011 and I need to take a step back from dating. There is too much going on in my life right now. I can’t deal with the responsibilities of beginning a relationship and sustaining one. I need to focus…on me. As much as I’d love to [...]
LA Idiot and His Gratitude
Being an entrepreneur is a lonely endeavor. Studies show you literally have to be crazy to be an entrepreneur. I knew this would be hard, but this is a million times harder than I ever expected. I’m stressed about everything. I’ve never been so broke in my life. I’ve become a recluse, choosing not to [...]
LA Idiot and His Type of Girl
If you read my last post, you know that I can find women to date, but often times they’re the wrong. I will concede, that I’m probably not the best judge of women. Maybe it’s self sabotage? I don’t know. Let’s have some group therapy and see what my deal is. Maybe this way I [...]
LA Idiot and His Updated List of Celebrity Crushes
I had previously posted my Top 10 Celebrity crushes a few months ago. Since then, like America’s Top 40, the list has shuffled and some other ladies have made the list. I post this not to bore you or objectify these women; but rather in hopes that a pattern will emerge and it can help [...]
LA Idiot and Sexy Time Socks: On or Off?
By LAIdiot on March 21, 2011
My Twitter followers love their sexy time and they love my Twitter polls. So I simply combined the two yesterday: Because my followers are awesome, I received a bevy of responses: Because of @brandyinboise I felt compelled to share this in a blog post to everyone: The real question is, “What is my sock [...]
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